If you did a 360, you'd still be against it.

Mini Haynes manual! For the win!

You're operating under the assumption that it doesn't harm anything, so there is no risk. The reality is that there is harm - there is harm in continuing to celebrate the idea that white people should go to Africa and tell them how it's done.

No, no... totally fair question. Honestly, I was a giant lazy pothead at that point in my life and knew that I had one super senior semester ahead of me and needed a place to live. Other than that, I have no excuse.

I'm an attorney, and I defend youths who are accused of sex crimes (among other things). Many end up on the SO registry. I also deal with families involved with child welfare, many of whom have one parent who is a sex offender and considered "untreated," causing the state to intervene in the family. So, I've seen the…

I think a narrow view is what defines this family.

Sing it, Marlo!

There are people "literally" running things? As in... treadmill-powered computers? Eh?

You don't need a white asshole. You ARE a white asshole.

Asexual also doesn't mean celibacy. Being celibate is a choice, for whatever reason. Being asexual means that the person doesn't experience sexual desire/attraction period. An asexual person can have sex and still be asexual.

There really should be more (explicitly-ish) asexual characters out there. +1, Faris.

We want to prevent the young generation, whose psyche has not been formulated ... because people need to be protected from acknowledging gayness. When they become adults, they can acknowledge their gayness and then we will have them arrested, beaten, and fired from their jobs, because we don't want them influencing…

I know, right? This reads like the plot to 'Revenge of the Nerds IV: The NASA Years'.

In Canada the alphabet ends in "zed" too. Just sayin'.

Sir Alec had nothing to do with this bloated turd. He'd spin in his grave.

The OG Mini.

That is a great idea. It reminds me of how I sometimes start calling dudes "honey" or "sweetheart" after they do the same to me. What, you mean that's a patronizing and inappropriate way to refer to a stranger? Go figure.

she's 12, not 14.

NEVER NEVER NEVER HAVE SEX, even if you want to.

I remember the first time I beat the original Metroid when I was 11, not having known that Samus was a woman. When she took her helmet off at the end, I actually fucking cried. I hadn't fully realized why at the time (aside from being overjoyed that the character I'd been playing for countless hours was a girl like…