Her response is everything I dreamed it would be and more! Say what you will about my Nubian queen* Rachel Dolezal, but the woman is a bullshit artist of the first order.

An entire garlic clove?! Wow! I mean just look at how much garlic that is... Can you imagine if this thing could mince an entire head of garlic in seconds?

An entire garlic clove?! Wow! I mean just look at how much garlic that is... Can you imagine if this thing could…

simple Virgin Olive Oil displeases the Grill Gods.

Yet your avatar is a chill pill, is that a reminder to yourself? I imagine you are from the enlightened north? I am from the south and I'm not offended by being called a savage, it just saddens me that your self righteousness is something you think so superior simply because of where you were birthed. I would much…

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