I figured it was just a joke I wasn’t getting, just didn’t understand how it pertained to a rover with metal tires.

Wait...what? Rubber bands?

While the phrase “you can’t prove a negative” may not necessarily be true, it kind of fits here. You can say unicorns don’t exist and if I say ‘prove it’, can you?

“Daniel Boria was not the first person to see Up Danny Deckchair and/or read the story of Larry Walters (which are far more relavant to this story than Up) and think it would be a great idea to fly around in his own balloon chair.”

I know, right?! What the hell? I hit pause about 10 minutes into my VHS copy of The Lion King 20 years ago and I’ve been planning to get back to it but, you know, got busy. Now what’s the point?

Also on sale for PC on Origin for $23.99.

Also on sale for PC on Origin for $23.99.

Also on sale for PC on Origin for $23.99.

Also on sale for PC on Origin for $23.99.

See, you say that and I’ve said that to my wife because that’s what I’ve heard....then she said “Then why does it say on the back that it’s a lubricant?”

I could have sworn there was a Good Eats episode where Alton debunked the mushrooms absorbing water thing. Whatever I’m thinking of, using a scale they found the amount to be so minute as to be insignificant.

Anyone know what movie they did for episode 1101? Or was anyone at the Kickstarter premier that wants to break the NDA?

They were cheap to get rights to re-broadcast. Mike, Kevin and Bill still riff movies on RiffTrax and they can do new movies too because they don’t actually re-broadcast them so they don’t need the rights, they just make an audio track you synch to the movie.

aww...Clive Gollings found his ewok.

Ok...I don’t watch the show or know much about Superman (I know...why am I here then? I just like reading random i09 articles.). Why does Jor-El have an S emblazoned on his chest? Does it not mean “super”? Was Jor-El super where they come from? Does everyone on [insert the Supers’ home planet here] wear an S?

I understand this sentiment if you have the ears for it. I do not...I find my mildly expensive bluetooth headphones produce great sounds to my untrained ears. From what I understand, BT has come a long way and sounds much better than it’s early incarnations. Is wireless sound reproduction really that far off from a…

You’re captured...everything is taken from you but your uniform. You manage a daring escape using your only sultry exotic dances. BUT, it’s the dead of night and cloudy.

I’m sorry, but the movie ‘Paul’ taught me not to eat closed pistachios. There seemed to be some confusion as to whether that pertains to pistachios or mussels...but better safe than sorry.

and cheaper than buying a PI and a touchscreen.

For some reason, Rosie the robot looks pissed to me.

Link? Same specs?

Link? Same specs?

Just got a paperwhite 2 days ago. Amazon doesn’t do price guarantee anymore so over chat they wouldn’t refund me the difference. I had read that if you get the subsidized (with ads) kindle and then ask nicely over chat they would remove the ads if you’re a good prime customer. So I asked them if they would take it off…

Just got a paperwhite 2 days ago. Amazon doesn’t do price guarantee anymore so over chat they wouldn’t refund me the…