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I feel like this is the reason there’s a monopoly for nearly everything...they know they won’t sell it unless it something people want to collect. I hate monopoly but I want the ST:TNG one.

I feel like this is the reason there’s a monopoly for nearly everything...they know they won’t sell it unless it

io9 says he’s best when not playing Olaf. I’ll probably give this show a watch this weekend.

Is this...is this sarcasm? I honestly can’t tell.

A $60 teak squatty potty!? Now people who use my bathroom will know I poop in style. They don’t have to know I got it on sale.

A $60 teak squatty potty!? Now people who use my bathroom will know I poop in style. They don’t have to know I got

damn...always a year late. Maybe my brain is just reminiscing about better years.

Stopped cats from dying of alcohol poisoning after walking over damp tavern floors and cleaning themselves (reduced effect)

I like how the restaurant owner doesn’t say people are eating it “wrong”...he just says he’ll show you how to eat it the traditional way. It’s the asshats who made the video who say you’re doing it WRONG and put big red Xs and buzzers in their video.

That’s how I feel too. I know TG was scripted, but it felt like they still had times when they didn’t have a script and just had fun. TGT feels like it’s scripted from start to stop.

Promo code on the MPOW headphones has already expired.

Promo code on the MPOW headphones has already expired.

I don’t...ummm...if...

I don’t...ummm...if...

Just another easy stroganoff idea (I don’t know what makes a stroganoff a stroganoff...so if this doesn’t meet the requirements, please don’t get pedantic with me anonymous internet people).

He did. It’s in the video. He put out his own signage and when that still didn’t help he closed the road himself at the top of the hill at an intersection. So yes...he was THAT concerned.

Looks like they’ve removed the part in the write up that says it’s free. Just so you know before clicking through...it’s $20. You would think that would be mentioned above when they edited out “free”.

I’m just not very bright.

God dammit...can’t unsee.

You’re probably right, and I’m a bit rude. I guess I’m used to seeing ios and android fanboys and they all piss me off. I still don’t understand the idea that they are confusing especially considering many people prefer ios beacuse of simplicity (It just works ™).

Yerp...us dunderheads are just too a-stupid. I wish I was smart like you and went with android. Then I could post demeaning posts on internet comments to show what a smug ass I am and tell people they made poor life decisions. 

That is a simple rhyme, but how is it supposed to help me make punch?

This is literally the directions on the back of every frozen bag of pot-stickers I’ve bought.