Puns? Really? Go blue yourself.

Always follow the instructions precisely?

That first image makes me think of Noodle from Gorillaz.

weird symbols everywhere, and acting krazy

Topical

What's a Blake Lively?

Why is it so symmetrical?

Did you say exactly "How is the weather like going to be today" like in the video? Maybe phrasing the question like you're an idiot confuses Siri and it glitches.

Every other Kotaku/Gawker article will contain...an ellipsis.

The ukelele and and the vocals make me think of Iz.

Any suggestions on cutting plastic? I've been using mine to cut PVC and acrylic sheets and I have a plastic cutting disc, but it just never does a great job. If I turn the speed too low it binds up, and if I turn it high enough not to bind up it melts the plastic and shoots hot bits at me. I'm somewhat of a novice…

I've always heard something like that too. I've heard that it's only enough to fill about 2 olympic sized swimming pools.

So...the charging leg can also be broken off and used in case of vampire invasion?

Six years later, the result is this 40-fruit bearing tree that you can see if full bloom above.

How packing this in a box going to make moving easier? I'll open every box before that one so I never have to watch it again?

Can we get a call for the best Spam blocking application for Kinja?

Too many of Gizmodo's headlines overuse...ellipses and question marks?

comment on internet because smart long time

shit,

It looks like there might be a plastic pouch in it.