And the nipples. Subtlety is certainly his muse.

So they took a 15 year old game and made it look like a 12 year old game?

I feel the same way. I'm amazed how much like the PC version it is. I picked it up half off for iOS recently and am re-enjoying every minute. Other than lower res textures it's the exact same experience. And after several hours of play on my iPad3, I've had no crashes.

The only problem is I rarely touched the ground. I always took a helicopter...so I admired the landscape from above. It's been a while since I played. I've been thinking about reinstalling it and limiting myself to more driving.

I alt-tab back to my library, right click on the downloading game, hit 'pause updating' (it's already paused, but whatever) then right click again and hit 'resume updating'. I guess if you're downloading more than one, resume all is better.

I alternate between reading books and binge watching. Last thing I watched (re-watched) was BSG. But I find time on the elliptical goes by faster while reading instead of watching.

I can't decide if it's hilarious or sad that they already have.

Oh thank god. I'm a medical transcriptionist and recently upgraded. At first I though...oh, that looks nice. Then I realized something about it (maybe the speed of the fade?) was throwing me off somehow.

I see Moxxi at the bar...does she play?

Hell yeah! I can count the number of times I eat at McDonalds a year on one hand of a clumsy butcher, it's almost always breakfast and that little triangle of "cheese" is glorious. If I wrecked because I had the paper to my face trying to eat that thing, I would die a happy man.

Canadian McDonalds don't scramble eggs?

Everyone here is complaining about other people, so I'll cop to my family's mistake. I don't fly much...haven't been on a plane in, well, over a decade now I think. But when I was a teenager my parents and I were on a small connector flight with a tiny cabin...and shortly after getting off the ground my mom decided…

I promised my wife that I would give up one of my two monitors once I got a laptop. A month later it was back on my desk. Luckily I was too lazy to put it up on Craigslist, so it sat in a closet until I could bear it no longer. I don't think it necessarily makes me more productive, it's just makes life a little…

I see that recommended all the time (horizontal slices), but I never do it. If I want smaller diced onion, I just space the vertical slices closer together. With a sharp knife I can get very small pieces with no horizontal slices. It always seemed odd to me to cut horizontally when it's already separated that way.

"A post on the game's development Tumblr is also worth a look,"

Worked for me on 3 computers. I'm an employee and a student at a university and got one upgrade free and 2 for $10 each through my discounts, and all three work like a charm.

Less time consuming than my method.

Not only amused me, but was also very informative. I cracked up when he got to the theme music.

MSG gets a bad rap these days, unfortunately.