Why not just a lower seat instead of strapping you to the bike?

I think your sarcasm is too subtle for some.

Free? That's better than the brand I've been wearing.

Here you go

You and Gizmodo should be sister sites, or something.

For some reason your link goes straight to page 6 of the instructions.

I wasn't sure if I should believe you or not, then I looked at your name. I'm convinced.

I find that many planetary discoveries amazing. I'm actually just reading Bill Bryson's "A Short History of Nearly Everything" and he notes that at time of printing (2003) there have been nearly 70 planets discovered outside our solar system. Amazing how fast discovery can grow once you get the technique down.

I know someone with a degenerative muscle disorder that can sometime move well enough to use a tablet, but on bad days, something like this might be a (insert deity)-send.

The article addresses this, briefly. Obviously gizmodo doesn't feel that disabled people should influence product development because they aren't average enough, and therefore this is a stupid application.

It was a pretty hilarious movie from the guy who did "Office Space". I liked OS better, but still worth a watch if you have a couple of hours to kill. The opening sequence on how smart people are being bred out of existence is cinematic gold (or tungsten).

I like how you took the time to correct someone on the internet, albeit incorrectly, without taking the time to check first to verify that your correction of a correction was actually correct. Tungsten!

I scratch it until it bleeds. Usually stops itching after that.

Thrillappointed?

Yeah...I've *wink* *nudge* never heard of Linda Lovelace either. I may have to do some research.

That's what I get for only having downloaded the mod this morning. Can't wait for the weekend for some time with it. Forget branded soda then...Dead Space hats for everyone!

Chest high walls everywhere! Branded soda and beans!

That's great to hear. I'll probably make a final decision in the next week or so (money...I need it). I was looking into the zenbook because it came in second on Gizmodo's ultrabook review after the macbook air.

I've been thinking about getting an Asus ultrabook, and after reading several reviews I'm pretty sure the general consensus is that the keyboard on the 31E is probably one of the worst laptop keyboards ever, but it was fixed on the newer 31A.