Really? Because at the first second when it says "UCB Comedy Originals", I was like...oh, parody.

I guess reading comprehension isn't Easy Cheese.

I loved that song in the movie, and then I heard the Metric version and thought, meh. I hate to say it, but I think Brie Larson did a better version of it. I preferred her vocals. A little more...I don't know...sultry?

I wasn't sure how to interpreted that. Because I know some paraplegics who can outpace me, no problem. And kick my ass at basketball, too.

Is there anything a screen-cap from Futurama can't make better?

I'm a huge Futurama fan...I even have a book shelf dedicated to Bender merch in my office, but I can't seem to work up much enthusiasm for them since the return. I only liked one and a half of the movies (maybe one and three quarters), but the new episodes just aren't quite doing it. Here's to hoping they recapture…

Everyone mentioned that when the article first appeared. The one about the sonar findings...before they dived.

the first matrix was designed to be a perfect world...as a species human beings define their realities through misery and suffering (imperfections).

Starburns, and Slash would like to disagree with you about top hats.

For some reason this article puts me in mind of "Ready Player One" which I honestly enjoyed very much (listened to the Wil Wheaton audio book version), but could have more aptly been titled "Remember Every Bit of Minutia about the 80's? Because Ernest Cline Sure Does".

I don't really get this need to archive EVERYTHING. I'm about as likely to want hear the extinct sounds of a horse drawn phaeton on cobblestones as I am the sound of a rewinding tape. Which would be never.

I think you're thinking of the Battlespire! series.

Does anyone else get the "Video Player is too Small" message when gawker articles have these little youtube windows? I never see anyone else complain about it, so I'm starting to wonder if it's just me. The top vid plays fine, the rest say they are too small.

a braggart?

You'll learn some day...and on that day you can look me up on Stoom.

"The classic round cups featured horizontal ridges that went around the cup, she added. A common myth said that the lines were made for measuring drinks. Goon, however, said that the lines were actually designed for structural integrity: the angle of the cup changes slightly at the ridges, which decreases flimsiness."

Couldn't I use a sheet of paper, though, instead of spending $5?

We need to get ask-a-physicist in here, stat!

How long after the announcement are the iOS updates generally released for download to the public?

So not really that much of a difference, except the Swiss say "eh" a lot and prefer gravy on their fries?