Yeah...but the troll who jumped in saying "I can't feel my legs!" after they called for medics was pretty funny.

Why do I think Ron Swanson's voice should be coming out of the Lorax?

Can't tell if serious.

You're harshing my buzz, man. see...like...no one OWNS anything, man. brotherly love. there's no I in team. Dave's not here...

You're all wrong...it should definitely be Tamsin Greig.

Then she could call it like she sees it. Why? Whale biologist.

Doesn't work for me either. I badly want one of these machines...to squish David Greenpeace.

Can we get an NSFW tag? I don't like my coworkers seeing me tear up. I mean...I don't like them to see how bad my allergies are.

So...article title nitpick...this isn't exactly a way to save ON repairs. It's a way to save FOR repairs.

Somebody help me out here...(properly) is it "Goff" like the english pronounce it..."Go" like americans do, or something entirely different?

@mutuALEXcrement

Can't stop laughing.

I drink tap, but:

I'm going to add to the opinion of this shouldn't be here. I don't read Kotoku core because I'm interested in a lot of the other things they post. And to the "Then don't read it" crowd...until I read the whole thing I didn't know how tenuous of a link it had to video games and "geek" culture... and by tenuous, I mean…

@Ellis T Harrison

Crap...the guy who has my name uses the site to hype "on 18th February 2012, I will be attempting to break the world record for cycling solo and unsupported around the world".

I got my wife a refurb iPad1, and it recently began crashing (to home screen) on a regular basis. We brought it in, the tech could find nothing wrong with it, said we had a little less than a month left on warranty and told my wife he'll just replace it with a new one. I even asked...a new refurb one, right? …

Is this a marketing campaign or an after school special?

Yes it is wrong...because it's obvious that the Jedi burger is going to speak since it looks like it has a row of teeth under the top bun.

And constantly changing the name of "plus sized" clothes to something more pc isn't helping either. I worked hard and lost over 140 lbs so I was there at one time, and I think the section should be called "Fat Man Clothes"...or "Fattie Wear".