As long as people have feet, there will be reckless walkers. Look, people are dumb no matter if they’re in a car, on a bike, or on their own two feet. The person in the car is the only one who can cause harm to someone else, though. So even though the pedestrian is just as dumb as the driver, there’s less reason to…

This is a great distillation of the thoughts of an anti-car fanatic.

This right here. You have more visibility, maneuverability and agility as a pedestrian, therefore it is your duty as a pedestrian to be as vigilant as possible. Also if you get hit you will get hurt.

I predict the big announcement will be that Chewie was an Imperial agent all along.

What is WITH these people and tentacles?

In other news, the British Government is also hopping mad over the decision to kill Han Solo. Her Royal Majesty was quite inconsolable after watching the pivotal scene, and the Crown Prince reportedly wet himself.

There is no Laughing Man in the original Shirow-drawn Ghost in the Shell manga. Try reading it.

I’ve been seeing the word “inchoate” a lot over the past few years. Is someone getting money every time it’s used?

Most people make poor life choices in Gotham City, that’s why it’s such a shithole.

When she unbuttoned that shirt, I felt the good kind of shivers down my spine. She definitely ages like a fine wine.

How could you not address the best part of the episode...

Interestingly, this is what I hated about this film. It looked contrived that there was suddenly a two-seat tie fighter. BB8's beachball body seemed so haphazard and out of line with the previous designs of R2 units. The dumb lightsaber with “guards” that could easily be cut off seemed silly. All of those things (and…

She caught Han Solo, nursed him back to health, and now the two share a flat in Tallahassee.

Why? Phasma was useless in the movie.

She left out that it’s going be entirely voiceover work because this is what Phasma will look like for the rest of the trilogy:

Isn’t it more likely the government will take control of it and then screw everything up, like they have everything else including health care?

Well could make a Bruce Jenner Minifig! Since it is Lego various parts could easily pop on/off....

Seems about right.

Now we definitely need a transgender in Lego too... jeez

To be fair, Lego has had differently abled minifigs for years.