Because the ewoks and Jar-Jar were such a great idea.

I thought you could only do that in tournaments.

Regardless of what he thinks, if Google were intellectually honest they’d promote his right to have his own opinions. You shouldn’t machine-gun someone for thinking something.

Nah. They just did that as screen test for when they cast her as the next Motoko Kusanagi.

How is it they have yet to name the damn android on Dark Matter? At least give her a number.

The jedi really have a talent for pathetic deaths. At least go down swinging. Jeez.

Dildo Jedi. Dick Jedi? Downs Jedi. Damn Jedi! Dork Jedi? Dad Jedi. Derp Jedi.

I beg to differ. Blazing Saddles is TIMELESS.

She didn’t seem to wonder that when she was home in not-Asgard.

It is, in fact, insanely boring. It’s a real piece of shit.

I wonder if ultra-PC Marvel realizes “Ebony Maw” is another way of saying the racist-sounding “Black Mouth.”

No; luckily it’s already titled Star Wars, which is about as open-ended as you can get. They ‘re not even tacking on “Skywalker Saga” or “Rise and Fall of the Empire” and wisely so. It’s not like it’s also being shared with Rom the Spaceknight, Groo the Wanderer, and Sheena, Queen of the Jungle.

So buy an new one, and give yours to a hobo or throw it out a window, but jeezus stop whining about it.

“Missy has become one of the best recurring features of his past few seasons”

The Doctor getting Extremis from Tony Stark is probably jumping the shark a little.

Eeeeeexcellent. Now web publish it!

Verhoeven’s response is the best and most appropriate.

The top half of Darth Maul survived and went on to live a long, weird life until Kenobi offs him near the end of the Rebels season. Hell, Solo’s probably okay, too. So why not Vader’s wank hand?

Look, Cybermen have been around forever and have only caused fewer boners, not more. It’s time to reverse that trend and have boner-INDUCING monsters.

A Federal Agency doing what it’s supposed to? GREAT.