Ugh. No thanks. I’ll skip that book.

Is she contractually obligated to be naked in every movie she’s in?

Live-action Rebels.

“they will take place in a universe that has happened after Justice League, the characters and the world will be informed by the movies that preceded them, except that there’s flashbacks or whatever within those particular movies, [and] flashforwards within those particular movies.”

It’s not mass-produced, she’s a custom job. Otherwise there would be dozens of Motokos out there.

Maggie Cheung’s 52, and Motoko’s an ageless cyborg. Nobody spending that much on a body is gonna pick a frame that looks older than its mid-20's. Don’t get me wrong, she looks good for 52, but come on.

It’s further from the camera. Those ships aren’t all the—- oh never mind.

It also explains why, when Luke appears, she’s all “Jedi? meh. I’m only here to start this holo-powerpoint about the Death Star II.”

You forgot that the Defender was equipped with Plot Armor.

“at some point, Jedi knight Anakin Skywalker had an encounter with Thrawn and the Chiss (his alien race), told Thrawn all about Palpatine, and gave enough away...”

Next I hope Nicholson and Cesar Romero’s Jokers beat the ever-living crap out of Gotham’s Jerome.

In case she had a droid baby and needed to feed it. Also, full, round hips for the bearing of said offspring.

Well, they tried introducing more in Rogue One, but they all got themselves killed. I could’ve watched an entire series starring the two asian dudes.

People who hate on Gotham obviously have never watched the Shannara Chronicles. It’s a whole new level of terrible, and not boring-terrible like the Magicians; it’s nearly a parody into and of itself.

A sure sign that AoS is down the tubes: they’re relying on Patton Oswalt and he is awful.

“Kyber crystals don’t store energy, they focus it and amplify it. .... So when the Death Star destroyed Jedha City, it didn’t blow up anymore than it would have without the crystals.”

Are you joking or just completely ignorant of the demands of physics and aerodynamics?

He’ll probably make the Xenomorphs a bunch of unemployed factory workers and set it in a super-sized amalgamation of Detroit and South Africa.

And then Ezra appears, old, grizzled, and still looking vaguely goat-like.

Or if there was someone with a Quagmire mechanism who just smiled and dropped his pants.