I expected Chie to have more defined abs than that, considering how athletic she is.

Yes he would. The panels are overlapping, so he’d actually have pretty good range of movement.

That’s sad, you should get get revenge by getting a current-gen console and playing the hell out of something good.

I don’t know why I love that subs have little shuttlecraft now, but I do.

No, no they did not.

What the— OUT OF THE WAY HOT ROD!

The Masterpiece version has this and his crown.

Why does every combiner now have long ape arms? Is there a subtext we’re missing?

This is so terrible I don’t even know what the fuck....

Aaaaand that’s why I just stop at the main plot for Disgaea. When the numbers get to be that high, they become meaningless.

Fooled you again, FF7 fans! WOO!

One floating camera turret looks just like another. Why even bother giving it a name?

Can I play AS Devastator? I just want to crush stuff and watch Autobots bounce off while trying (ineffectually) to stop me.

It’s more of a call to action, as in “Attack the Titans”.

The MCP?

Ooooh this helmet right here is a failure.

HNNNNNGGGG.....Cannot.... take.... seriously..

I prefer the MCU scowl to this weird smiley thing.

When did anyone ever look at a Final Fantasy game and say “Huh, this game needs better food. What the hell is wrong with Square that the food isn’t good?”

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!?!?!?