I prefer the MCU scowl to this weird smiley thing.

When did anyone ever look at a Final Fantasy game and say “Huh, this game needs better food. What the hell is wrong with Square that the food isn’t good?”

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!?!?!?

There’s no beans and franks? WITHOUT BEANS AND FRANKS THERE’S NO POINT!

Everything about this design is great but the feet, which, like those of E.T., are awful.

Zoidbortions were pretty common during the Great Era of Robot Making. The Zoid Tapeworm also didn’t make it.

You just discovered this? But it’s in all the trailers.

Stop buying them and get something fun. I recommend the Souls games.

Good. FP dungeon crawlers are a blight. FP dungeon crawlers with platforming more so.

Sounds like he killed it for you. I can’t watch Game of Thrones for the same reason.

Why did they not roll this out for the PS3 as well? Jerks.

While Odo Sweatybrow is out working the fields, can you go make time with his wife and/or comely daughter? That’s real open-world gameplay, my friend.

She probably also wouldn’t dare bang her own brother in a tower in Jabba’s palace, then shove Jabba’s tiny wormy son out a window.

I can’t take someone named after a waitress in a 1930’s diner seriously. What makes it worse is the half-assed fantasy spelling. It’s like when Gary Gygax came up with Lejendary Jernees or whatever he called it. Ugh.

Squishy boobs but NOT castoffable? No sale, Kojima. No sale.

He’s sooooo blocky. Would it have killed them to tuck the arms all the way in? That would’ve made these a million times better than the old ones. Oh well.

People who say that are dead inside. Just dead.

For you pencil and paper gaming nerds out there, AT is full of D&D in-jokes. So full, in fact, that you’ll be hard pressed to get them all unless you’ve been playing the various iterations all the way back to 1st edition. This is what makes AT so awesome: it speaks to you regardless of experience and marries…

Why would you hit that poor thing? Why?

You will love the hell out of Bloodborne, then. It’s Lovecraft to the Nth degree.