That cigar? It’s just a cigar.

Wow, so you never got to the back door of Iosefka’s clinic, got the Cainhurst Summons, and went to Castle Cainhurst? Or went back there during the Blood Moon and got the 1/3rd Umbilical Cord so you could fight the Moon Presence and get the 3rd ending? Or killed the dogs in the cages before they were released, went…

And I thought Marvel had the lock on Stupid, but nooooo.....

It’s actually quite refreshing.

Is Mos Def their mascot? Because he should be.

Whoa, time to visit a dermatologist, there chief. Looks like a melanoma...

What are you doing, you fool? SPEND YOUR BLOOD ECHOES BEFORE YOU GET KILLED!

And to think all this time I’ve been earning my own XP.

He’s at the top of the tower; you’re seeing the antenna/spire/whatever.

How can they have misconceptions? Both watch the news, both are reasonably intelligent. Wayne must’ve seen the footage of Superman saving the world, and Superman is a reporter who has to be aware that Batman fights crime. The assertion of a misconception presupposes that one or both are either extremely stupid or not…

Gotham is actually pretty good (especially whenever the Penguin’s on the screen) , I just wish they’d get over the origin story and show us Batman. Still, it beats Agents of Shield by a lot.

THEY ARE WEAK TO FIRE, MASTER!

Do you know a good place to farm poison knives?

Thank god this game has flamethrowers. Why are you using a torch?

They would be three times as unnerving if they floated.

It’s not a random glove. It’s a Drownball glove.

It already gives the tank enthusiast in me a massive erection. Put some kind of gun on it and we're off to the races.

The fact that he punched Piers Morgan absolves him for all crimes, past and future. I think it also qualifies him to be King of England, if not Lord of America.

“K.I.T.T.: tell the kids to shut the hell up before eject them onto the interstate.”

Yeah, before it was comical because it was so crudely done and obviously meant as a joke. It seems that the line was crossed when it went from photo cut-outs to high-end graphics and the whole thing stared to take itself waaaaay too seriously. Now we see things like this, and it’s gruesome and cringe-inducing.