You know who wouldn’t have stood for some Death Star droid jacking his main squeeze?

Whoever you are, just stop drawing. Now. Dear god.

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS FRIENDS! UNITE!

Moments like this remind me of Shadow Hearts. Did anyone else get that vibe? Cuz I did.

Where's my soul-powered gatling, From Software?

Why was Dragon's Dogma so good? Because after this happened, you could run up behind him, climb up him, and stab in the eyeballs till he died.

Is the lead-in of difficulty as steep as DS1? In other words, are you going to be put off instantly by the rake smacking you in the face, or does the game give you a rising series of more intense smacks, allowing you to get used to it being punishing?

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Nier rocked hard. You should pick it up.

There’s just something more tolerable about Persona Q. It could very well be that the game makes no excuses for what it is, and that’s that it is a dungeon crawler. Persona Q makes crawling manageable. Floors are broken into sections to cover ground at your own pace with easy ways to exit. Then there’s the map-making:…

The women might protest, and they might cry, but the action doesn't stop. Instead, the films intensify as they go on: many of the films build up to gangbangs, and increasingly rougher sex. In one particularly gruesome scene in Kunoichi, a giant demon penetrates Kasumi so deeply that every thrust by the demon lifts…

"When the Contestant fights monsters or gets treasure, the EXP and other rewards go to the Audience. EXP is used collectively by the Audience to level up the Contestant's Skill Tree. Simply put, the Audience is part dungeon master, part strategist, and part judge & jury."

No.

Oh c'mon, not ALL his time.

I always thought your character came back because they were trapped in a Dragon's Dogma-like infinite cycle, hence the mind-numbing postgame play.

In Double Dragon III, for example, you were given a single life at the start of the game — not nearly enough for a game of its difficulty. Ninja Gaiden was another game, filled with perilous jumps and 'bounce back' physics, where the difficulty of the levels didn't match with the number of chances you had to conquer…

Best character EVER.

Now being flirty and generating chemistry doesn't mean that you're being manipulative; it just means that you know how to interact with people in an attractive way. You aren't tricking them or pressuring them - you're still being your authentic self. You're just showing them how awesome you are. If you're not sure how…

If he was playing Demon's/Dark Souls/II, he'd have been cooked to the consistency of delicious morning bacon by now.

Hey, it's every other character this guy has played, ever! Way to design a costume, guys.