Oh wait, I'm going to have to do Disgaea levels of grinding to have a shot at these, aren't I?

This.

No. Just no, Square. What the hell is wrong with you people?

Ditto.

Put it back! Put it back before you anger its even larger mom!

Bizarrely, I'm playing the immensely buggy Temple of Elemental Evil game on my Mac.

Morning=made.

Oh yeah. Oh HELL YEAH.

I fell out of my chair laughing, and freaked out my co-workers. Thank you, Brian. This so much awesome I don't know what.

Holy shit, I nearly bust a gut laughing at this one. Stay classy, Japan :D

People of any race, creed, or color rioting and looting isn't cool either. How about saying something about that, hmm? Where's the outrage over people being brutalized by rioters, people's businesses being broken into, and their property being stolen or destroyed?

You need to ask for more money for your kidneys.

Is angry because the plot is probably going into Deep Space Stupid, just like Lost and Battlestar Galactica, where they started something and then didn't know where to take it.

I have to agree, and to me there's a lot of stuff that's pretty thin to begin with. The Titans aren't all-powerful, and if humanity can build sprawling medieval cities with nice wide boulevards like idiots, then they can build superdense honeycomb fortresses that the titans couldn't possibly get into. Just the city…

These aren't "protesters", these are mobs of asshole criminals, rioting and looting (and probably beating up other people, too). They're a bigger threat than just some junkie with a switchblade.

Not so, my friend. Let me introduce you to a little grind fest called the Disgaea series.

How the hell do you play all those boring, repetitive quests to get up to level 1000? This must've been a robot or something.

"This Year, Call of Duty Might Actually Shake Things Up"

"Now to win ALL of the female Olympic events!"

Why is he cosplaying as a weenus UK art director?