When is someone going to hack it so you can play as the heroic Donkey Kong?

That doesn't make his review any less hilarious.

I always thought this summed it up better (especially the bit at the end)....

I did like that it launched invasion-missile-monsters, but I will admit to being underwhelmed by the whale head. Presumably the last Sin was a whale because Jecht was a terrible father.

Here are the things I'd like to see:

Seriously, no one thought of Sin?

Yeeeeeeeah he didn't.

Everyone knows what a dark elf is, so what's the point?

It's not sexist to find something sexy. Now, if you started insisting girls can't be fairies because women are dumb or something, that's sexist.

Twenty minutes.

Also, they're not mechs, they're mecha. 'Mech is a contraction of Battlemech, a term from the robot combat game Battletech. (which ripped off Macross and Crusher Joe, but strangely not Gundam, which it had more in common with)

Before F91, but after Char's Counterattack.

Does every cyberpunk heroine have to be a Kusanagi clone, complete with the shrug and haircut? Would it kill them to, say, make her black with short hair, or a blonde with a ponytail or something?

I agree, too. The Vita's pretty damn good. Games like this NEED to be localized for it, so it become a lot of fun, too.

Yeeeeaaaaah me too.

Did anyone else fall out of their chair laughing when they read that title? I mean, c'mon.

Not diverse enough. Why isn't she an asian transvestite with one white and one chinese parent? WHY?

Beat me to it! :)

I have a feat that increases my encumberence by +25, so I could carry fifty iPhones and still make it through the dungeon with all my treasure.

Let's not go there again....