"Kill those fucking Yankees who ordered them to torture; Kill their daughters, mothers, daughters-in-law and fathers; Kill them all slowly and painfully."

Watch Warehouse 13. It's endearing. Skip everything else on that list (especially the contrived and forced stupidity that is Eureka, which blows so hard it causes weather systems in Siberia).

Being a bouncy camera pod with hands floating in front of it not doing it for you, eh?

In the meantime, Uprising is a pretty darn good stand in. Seriously, that show hasn't had a bad episode and gets next to zero coverage here.

They keep this to themselves and give us a shitty Devil May Cry spinoff?

Clearly, you've never encountered Trekkers before. Their knowledge is STAGGERING.

I want to play it, but if I can't understand the menus or what's going on in the story, I've left with a confusing half-experience that's ultimately not worth the money.

Meh. More shakey-zoomey camera wars.

Also, Space Opera does not and should not include actual singing.

hahahah you're on the wrong website for that, buddy. Enjoy the liberal hate coming your way in 3-2-1...

Shhhh... let him get there on his own. It's an intelligence test.

As far as I know it is, but can you read/understand Japanese? Cuz I can't, and the PS3 doesn't auto-translate things like Google Chrome does.

Can "There are no plans for International Release" just be a tag from now on, so I'll know when to skip a story about an otherwise great game?

It's an excellent book. Pick it up and read it.

I'm surprised you aren't doing recaps of Tron, which has been going to some pretty dark places (torture, genocide) for a Disney show....