All this time and the Japanese haven't realized that we love their games BECAUSE they're Japanese?

And why do I see Nathan Lane in one, if not many of the roles?

Looks like the megane girl is sporting some jealousy, there. Three guesses who the murderer might be?

"How does she have boobs that big with a body that skinny? Seriously? "

(eye roll) Yes, they are Anglo-Saxon runes. That's where he got them from. Go pick up a copy of the Return of the King, flip back to the appendices, and look at the table of runes Tolkien made for Dwarven. Books, people, books.

But... but the tree smells like squirrels....

The inscription on Balin's tomb is in Dwarven, as is the writing on Thrain's map. Some dwarves may have shown a flair for writing flowery script (Fili) but yet again, Peter Jackson is taking artistic license. I'm sure we'll see impossible elven acrobatics again, too....

No, no he's not. Gandalf is an immortal Maia spirit given form, and, as such, is IMMENSELY older than Thorin. Lauren needs to do some Middle Earth research in, y'know, like, books.

Why are there inscriptions on Dwarven axes in elvish? Screw Peter Jackson and his pro-elf racism......

Remember kids, this same man does MUSICAL THEATER.

Let's just hope whatever jerk is responsible for this stays in their mobile division and never, EVER gets to console games. Imagine having to pay for every limit break/spell for every character in your FF party....

What the f— AAAGH FINGER SPIDERS!! STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP!

HOORAAaaaauuuuooooh it's 3DS.

Watch all of the ones with Sean Connery and Roger Moore. Skip straight to Daniel Craig. Do NOT watch the Pierce Brosnan era, it will only make you feel bad.

Is it me or does the Mandarin look more like a LOTR dwarf than an oriental super-villain?

Also, with all the money they're pouring into promoting this, there'd better be a ZOE 3 on the horizon.

Whee! I'm a flying camera! With hands! Now I'm floating through a window! Now I have a crossbow! Oooooohhh I need some Dramamine...

We never get the good stuff. C'mon Japan, let us support your economy!

The Doctor being on Once Upon A Time would actually get me to watch that show.