Nah. It really doesn’t. That’s factually incorrect.

Oh come on, you just can’t be a doctor with the name Charlie Sly.

Sweet assault charges.

Police were about to arrest the suspect, before they were reminded by Waffle House management that the customer is always right.

I really like how the threat of terrorist attacks by non-US citizens, which is pretty much nonexistent both historically and today, is a bigger deal than the very actual terror caused by unruly police.

So what they’re saying is that off-duty cops are like cops except drunk.

Shouldn’t this, then, be illegal? As in “assault”, not “illegal play”. It occurred on a field, but it seems it didn’t occur within the confines of the game.

Desensitizing and normalization, I think, shouldn’t be taken to mean “you will play one game then commit atrocities”. Rather a slow, gradual shift of acceptance, individual and cultural, towards certain things (like committing crimes or hurting others).

I hope he didn’t build the diorama in his room, ‘cause then he’d have to build a 1/6 scale diorama in his 1/6 scale diorama, featuring a 1/6 scale diorama ...

When some hockey news finally show up amidst all the footballs and hand-footballs and baseballs and basketballs, it’s unavailable in my country.

Gah.

The way I see it, Kotaku is a journalistic outlet, not another marketing channel for developers and publishers.

The media reports on attacks that occur outside of France.

Ew. Gelatin is gross.

Oopsy daisy.

Imagine the security guard who frisked someone and discovered a bomb vest. I’d rather not be that person.

Package shed its label, eh?

No, that’s MRE:s

What IS that? That looks like mike myers’ skin draped over a ventriloquist doll

Oh god this sounds horrible.

Seems legit. Another little trick is to conceal a small knife in your boot, or learning some sweet krav maga moves to finish off your opponent.