Oopsy daisy.

Imagine the security guard who frisked someone and discovered a bomb vest. I’d rather not be that person.

And create them. Funny how you get refugees and terrorism when you sell weapons and destabilize governments.

Package shed its label, eh?

Well, apparantly they were mostly white dudes, and according to experts* there is an all out assault on white men.

* r/theredpill

No, that’s MRE:s

I... have doubts. Snowpiercer felt like a pretty self-contained movie.

What IS that? That looks like mike myers’ skin draped over a ventriloquist doll

Oh god this sounds horrible.

Why are there a lot of seemingly regular people in the comments violently defending big, rich businesses that they have no part in, will never become and never benefit from?

I’m sort-of fine with the armor, impractical though it may be, though I’d wager you are correct. Not invalidating your estimate of it at all! But it’s more like, y’know, that’s sort of what I expect from Warcraft, so I’m fine with that suspension. My main issue with the swor dis that it doesn’t feel “real”, for a…

Seems legit. Another little trick is to conceal a small knife in your boot, or learning some sweet krav maga moves to finish off your opponent.

“Bro” is just a more convenient way to put an hours’ worth of retching and gagging to text.

As far as I can tell, it doesn’t seem like he has a pommel on the sword, and in that case there’s like no way it’s balanced, certainyl not with the crossguard.

I didn’t really like the sword, it looks.. toy store-y to me, palstic almost. The armors look fantastical, but good, but the sword sort of.. .doesn’t give the…

Step 0: Don’t even consider making something that you could possibly describe as a “dudebro comedy”

Okay then

Oh, god damn it, just get our asses to mars, find the prothean archives and start inventing mass effect drives. How many times do I need to say this?

Shepard is better than ManShep any day of the week. Imma watch this video later.

Even if it isn’t packed with reveals and content, I think it seems nice. I like, in general, how BioWare create these little things, from small snippets to facebook threads to sort of stay in touch between and after releases.

I also…

Yes, let’s worry about his career and this second chance he’s been given. I’m VERY concerned about the career of someone who got payed $11 million to exercise and play ball for a year. How very sad.

Still creating a demand for those throw-away products. Also, I don’t condone eating fillets. Two wrong etc.