Oopsy daisy.

Imagine the security guard who frisked someone and discovered a bomb vest. I’d rather not be that person.

Package shed its label, eh?

No, that’s MRE:s

What IS that? That looks like mike myers’ skin draped over a ventriloquist doll

Oh god this sounds horrible.

Seems legit. Another little trick is to conceal a small knife in your boot, or learning some sweet krav maga moves to finish off your opponent.

Shepard is better than ManShep any day of the week. Imma watch this video later.

Even if it isn’t packed with reveals and content, I think it seems nice. I like, in general, how BioWare create these little things, from small snippets to facebook threads to sort of stay in touch between and after releases.

I also…

Yes, let’s worry about his career and this second chance he’s been given. I’m VERY concerned about the career of someone who got payed $11 million to exercise and play ball for a year. How very sad.

I do sort of want to open a restaurant now. It will be called “No.”, and if you try to bullshit with the food you will be told “No.” If you yell at the servers: “No.” If you lay your hands on a server: “No.”

Scream and throw things? “No.”

and so on and so forth. Food will be served and payment accepted from people who…

Sunday football, or the NHL (that I sometimes enjoy) or fighting sports is shown on really awkward times for me, since they are broadcast from america and I’m european.

The solution is to avoid news outlets that you know report on these things until you’ve seen the games. Not very hard.

If I don’t want to see the results of my local sports teams latest game, I avoid the newspaper.

If I don’t want to see the outcome of some international sport, I avoid deadspin.

If I don’t want to see the result of an eSports game, why on earth would I visit a site that I know reports on eSports?

It’s a sport more than…

I really don’t understand the outrage. I mean come on - Globally we have the worst refugee crisis since the second world war, massive die-offs of coral, species of fish, and species in general, dying at a fast pace, global warming, increasing wealth gaps and a few different wars. In the states you seem to have it…

As long as actually dying is hard, as it is in real life, this could be cool. I’d like fore firefights to be intense and conservative, as in real life, with both sides relying mainly on clever tactics or numerical advantage with covering fire rather then 360 no-scope 420 blaze-ing their way across maps. Could be…

This might be a bit regional, I don’t know how common these are outside of Sweden, but my favorite pen by far is:

This might be a bit regional, I don’t know how common these are outside of Sweden, but my favorite pen by far is:

Nice, I’ve always thought that people who skirt the rules (esp. while not endangering anyone) should be brought to justice by law enforcement.

By law enforcement I mean “You in your car” and by “brought to justice” I obviously mean “harassed r possible harmed by you”.

Or, y’know, not.

Apparantly, a significant amount of commenters play video games in movie theaters. Who’da known.

Just ... strip everyone involved in the motorcycle clip of their drivers licenses.

the fish from the fish story isn’t butterfish, it’s Escolar!

Would be pretty nice with some rules, like demanding all these systems software be open source.