Maybe not horsepower, but +10 pussy guaranteed.

What do you think I'm supposed to do at work all day. Sit on my ass and not surf my favorite car forum/blogs?

Perfect.

After further review, I'm guessing this is NC's state crash databases, not NC State's crash databases.

NC State != Tarheels.

This guy isn't messing around either...

13s? Pah, weak.

I have a 2005 CTS-V. I could probably keep up with an NSX in a drag race or possibly beat it. Stock for stock, the cars have about the same power to weight ratio. The V is no slouch on a track either.

A 3 year old car with over 550hp, 4 doors, a big trunk, ventilated and heated seats, bluetooth, 10 speaker sound system, 6 airbags, etc.

Precisely. Gasoline, LPG, Diesel, lithium, kerosene, hydrogen, etc all seem to burn pretty furiously. Unless the fuel source is external to the car, you are always sitting on a bomb.

Ah yes, another example of a Wankel effortlessly converting gasoline directly to noise with the minor side effect of a paltry amount of horsepower.

+1 to this. I've had to convince people several times that putting 87 in your car when the car's engineers call for 87 is better than blowing money on 93.

That turning on the heat does not burn extra gasoline. I have now met 4 chicks who (before I set them straight of course) drive in the winter without heat because they thought it burned more gas. People are so hilariously and tragically clueless.

Yeah, batteries are dangerous! Boycott all the explosion/fire prone battery powered electric cars!

Not to mention it probably would have blown her tits clean off instead of just out of her top.

Having a parachute pulling the ass end back behind you also helps greatly I'm sure...

NP for something you can drive around town and piss EVERYONE off in.

Going to need a bucket to bail all the jizz from my pants.

Clearly I am in the wrong profession.

Why do you think it is a plane? It has 4 solid aluminum wheels that are always in contact with the ground.