Barf. I've only met one grown man ever who wears his class ring daily without being a massive wanker.

Can't wait for the cliché twist!

Permanently attached to a Koch brother's rectum would be my guess.

If Obama's are Mom Jeans, then what the fuck are these? Rodeo Clown Jeans?

THIS IS ALL I SEE!

Oh, no, someone is taking my picture next to Ted Cruz. Don't look at the camera. Don't look at the camera. I'm never going to get a job with anybody even moderately sane now.

Dude. Let's liberate her.

I'd vote her in for president before her whack ass dad.

I too, am on Team Ted Cruz is Actually Two Children Stacked On Top Of Each Other.

People were talking shit about Obama's tan suit but Ted Cruz is walking around like three different 8 year olds trying to sneak into an R rated movie. This country......

I kind of wish this dress came in a size 12 for a 28-year-old woman.

Relaxed-fit fat dad pants from the Old Navy clearance racks.

Thanks for not giving him a free pass. If lady politicians get lambasted for every outfit they wear and torn apart for either not knowing how to dress or being too focused on their looks, this is the least I would expect from the media. Well done.

There's actually three little people stacked inside of this trench coat.

I'm just very excited for when every reporter asks him how he plans to run for/be President AND be a father. Can he have it all???

I think the larger question is how will he balance career and family?

shout out to Republicans who make fun of Obama for wearing dad jeans while Ted wears...whatever the fuck this is.

It hides his control panel and/or his lizard neck

He looks like the kid version of Ross Perot from All That. Only creepier if that was even possible.

what in the actual fuck is this shit