My girlfriend told me the exact same thing when we started dating, my response was “great, I love cooking”. Honestly, this idea woman cook and men dont (except the BBQ) needs to die. Cooking is fun for everyone damn it.

Priyanka can’t cook?  Wow. Too bad. Does she have anything else going for her? Hopefully she plays the banjo or tap dances or something.

Beautiful, the colours and details really call origami paper to mind.

Honestly, “fur detective” for either of those animals really isn’t so far off.

I was kind of hoping that she got “Fur Detective” cos she was a Furry whose fursona was also a detective. (I’m picturing a fox in Inspector Gadget gear.)

I was afraid of something like this happening, so when I was in Japan I asked for a portrait of my dog as origami and it’s PERFECTION! It’s about the size of a credit card and the small details are unreal

Before going to Japan the second time, I bought (on purpose) a shirt online that said, in Japanese, “These words mean nothing!” and it was a massive hit over there.

Two years ago I was in Chinatown and saw an old lady shuffling down the block with a walker. She was wearing a purple sweatshirt that had huge magenta sequin letters on the front that spelled “LUST.”

As with BBQ Grill v. Seven Rings, I think that Fur Detective is a far better tattoo than what was intended.

I had one to the effect of “I am princess cat; I am your lover” with a picture of a cat in a top hat and monocle. Thanks, Thailand!

He claims that he got the tattoo at 18 and decided to commemorate that he was making a dumb decision.

Somehow I’m not sure that the ancient Egyptians had a direct translation for “Yankee”.

I totally agree. I found the second Guardians movie to be pretty boring and nothing special - I’m totally fine if they never make the third one. You can even replace Quill with Captain Marvel for more space adventures, but he needs to go. 

She absorbs it through osmosis. You know, kind of like the time she licked all those donuts and then proclaimed how much she hated America. One lick was all it took for her to realize how much she hated us (despite being one of us) which is really quite impressive; it usually takes a day or two for most people.

Warning - Marvel nerd post.

Not surprising. Her preferred theme is how traumatic her life is. 

Arguable her worst crime is the Twitter handle of ms_ocoole.

I don’t read a lot of poetry anymore, but I LOVE both of Brenna Twohy’s books. They’re amazing and worth checking out. 

if i wrote a poem, someone plagiarized it, and then had the gd audacity to get a tattoo of my words on their body??? i’d have a very hard time being as civil as mckibbens.