Do not forget Father of the Bride. He’s so charming. I don’t remember what the film was but he came on screen unexpectedly during something recently and I yelped “BD Wong!” in 40 year old Virgin “Kelly Clarkson” stylee.

Her rant about the cabbage babies was glorious!

“But” That little word that means I don’t believe ANYTHING I said before it.

But she literally got handcuffed for trying to talk over the judge.

And when the judge won’t let you get past “Your Honor, if....”???

smoking is terrible :(

Today on Blind Gossip, the story of a male singer who—though on a public road to redemption—allegedly acted like a total nightmare while visiting a bar with his bodyguards and entourage. Who could it be?

Did the initiating Megan just get really into The Adventures of Ali Baba Bernstein as a kid?

It must be very cool to think that your interests are the only interests

This seems like a strange coincidence considering I was just looking at Billy Goat brush cutters the other day.

Sorry but Bushes who aren’t descended from Barbara are not canon. It’s like finding some obscure Knowles family member with no blood relation to Tina.

I had a work meeting at her magazine last year, and she not only stopped in to say hi, she sat down, chatted with me, then we ate quiche together. She was lovely, but no-nonsense. It was surreal.

I'm so confused why Kylie Jenner is tagged. That was my takeaway.

#kyliejenner

me during these updates instead of a popcorn gif

You know, I watched UP a few years ago and maybe it’s cuz I’m old, jaded and cold-hearted but I didn’t think it was THAT sad. Mufasa dying in the Lion King gets me every time, but UP? Meh.

No, it makes sense if she’s 25 turning 26. The school year in Australia runs from Feb-Nov, and the age cut off for the year is around June, so it’s likely that she is just on the younger end of her school year group. I’m the year above (class of 2006), and I’m turning 28 in August, while a friend from the same year is…

Are Australian school systems weird? Or was she skipped two grades? Because I was in the class of 2007 and I am 27.

This is what I was put on this earth to do. Please. Producers. If you’re listening. Just let me come in for a try out. I’m Raven’s age and race. I’m intellegent, poised, a double ivy lawyer (the new Star Jones! :/), decent to look at, and highly opinionated. I’m a pop culture junkie, am always ready to get into it…