I would also accept:
4
4
Come Back Later
Come Back Later

Never take the stall next to an occupied stall.

W,W,W,Come back later.

You forgot the most critical!

“When you enter the multi-stall bathroom (say, 4 stalls) - in each of these scenarios, which one do you use? (O=occupied, X=Empty, W=Handicapped)“

1........2........3........4

Work poops are poops that you get PAID to take, though.

I work at a college, too, and have had the same thing happen to me! One time a girl whipped out a curling iron and STARTED CURLING HER HAIR. Finally I was like “fuck it, I’m pooping.”

Omg this is me! I work at a college and summers are super slow and not crowded. Plus I got to a less frequented bathroom in the building anyway. Normally easy to obtain private time in a multi stall bathroom. Nope! one day in the middle of fucking July a girl (woman whatever, I tend to infantalize students when I’m…

One company that I worked for years ago was slowly being sold off in bits and pieces. For some reason, my department was the last to go. Six women had the run of the building and we each had our OWN bathroom...and in the interest of democracy, we rotated use of the executive restrooms. That was a GLORIOUS six months.…

I am roughly aligned with a guy who ruins the bathroom, and I hate it when I see he’s not at his desk at 10:38 am. It’s glorious when I beat that disgusting quasi-human to the toilet and it only smells of air freshener.

Here is the number #1 (no pun intended) rule of etiquette for multi-stall bathrooms: If you are done with your business and the other door that was shut when you got there is still shut, someone is holding onto their poop for dear life, praying that you will hurry up and leave. Please move along. Hopefully someone…

I’ve been one of 3 adults supervising 50+ kids at a water park many times and we still manage to keep everyone sunscreened. And we’re government-funded (aka lots and lots of crazy regulations) but don’t have any rules against applying sunscreen.

It’s not that simple. Most of the time you barely have enough staff to maintain ratio (if a center is even doing that). Also, you often can’t rely on verbal consent for anything and you absolutely cannot give a kid anything that requires consent without it and that includes sunscreen. People don’t realize how many…

Good lord. This show has a greater employee turnover than a T.G.I.Friday’s. How many times can they “overhaul” this thing and wait for it to “find itself”? Are they not allowed to cancel it until after Barbara Walters’ death or something? I think the only thing The View has achieved is it made me lose some respect for…

did TNT stop playing old episodes of Law and Order while i wasn’t paying attention

I feel that any further discussion will go nowhere as you are too busy looking down on everyone.

Sorry, Nat Wolff, but John Green novels about teens & especially movies adapted from John Green novels are bullshit.

I think of Topher Grace as the poor man’s Tobey Maquire?

To be fair, Kenan Thompson from SNL was in the sequels.

Or just a coward’s way of making someone else do the heavy lifting.

Websight authors are the wooooorst.