The guys who run it are trust fund babies.

My 400 student high school in the middle of nowhere went on lockdown at least 10 in times in the mid 2000s. I used to think that the administrators and local police force were bored reactionaries, but now I’m actually happy the district is prepared for the worst because all of a sudden the worst actually seems like a…

Honestly, as long as the kid has a decent amount of social interaction with kids in their peer group from other places (like Little League or Girl Scouts or dance lessons or just playing with the neighborhood kids), I’d argue that homeschoolers probably have a better understanding of how to interact with society. A…

I fucking hate you lucky bastards on the west coast. In NY state I'm thrilled when my shitty dealer can get me something better than middies after texting and having him bail on me three times in one day. What I would give to roll up to a store and choose my weed.

Wow, a joke that was extremely popular in 2009. You’re so clever.

I never thought I'd miss the Banhammer, but I miss it so hard.

I loved Molly. I was a giant fucking nerd who actually WANTED glasses and braids, though.

It's so funny to read everyone talking about their American Girl dolls because I only ever had the books and those paper cutouts and didn't even know they really made those dolls for purchase. Man, it's so easy being poor when you're too young to know any better!

I was always trying to figure out if I should be scandalized by that. I still don't know the answer.

I just almost started dancing!

This is amazing, thank you!

I love me some un-‘shopped celeb pics!

I think I might actually be into that...

$4 mil isn't stupid rich tho

Was anyone else as devastated as I was when Gawker recently axed Housewives recaps for the second time? It’s hard to find a place to discuss the shows where people have the right attitude and sense of humor about them, instead of taking them waaaay too seriously. Vulture’s recaps are fun but I can’t stand their…

BEST. GIF. EVER.

I used to tutor ESL kids in high school and I can’t tell you how many times they would just look at me with a “Is this bitch fucking with me, or....?” expression on their faces.

Yeah, I feel like I'm missing something here

Just chiming into this chorus to say: I live in NYS and I can name 10 people I know off the top of my head that have Lyme, including both my mother and my brother. I hate the woods and avoid “hiking” and other garbage activities that don’t involve air conditioning at all costs, and I’ve been bitten by dozens of ticks.…

I fucking love when you drop these