You guys. YOU GUYS. Farrah goes to my school! And she's apparently taking a bunch of online management classes, and GUESS WHO ELSE HAS TO TAKE A BUNCH OF ONLINE MANAGEMENT CLASSES?! IT'S ME!

I totally agree. I've spent my summer of unemployment watching Roseanne reruns, and I'm remembering how great of a show that was to watch as a kid in the 90s. They deal with so many awesome topics (birth control for the teen daughter, abortions for married women, domestic abuse, unemployment, homosexuality, etc.) in a…

One of my most terrible middle school memories is crying in the bathroom of the Blue Horizon Diner after my mom made me get my hair cut at the Wal*Mart next door. Apparently the lady thought I meant that I wanted her to cut seven inches off my shoulder-length hair when I said "trim". The worst part was it was the…

Ok, this Lamar Odom thing is so confusing to me. I admit KUWTK is a guilty pleasure of mine, and I obviously keep relatively current on celebrity gossip, but this crack stuff feels like it came out of nowhere. So where is Khloe? Or Kris? Or Lamar, for that matter? Why isn't a single one of them saying ANYTHING about…

Oops, sorry! I thought I was talking to an adult!

Chill with that "hillbilly" shit. You're coming across as a classist snob.

Maybe Weeds? It's from the same woman who created Orange is the New Black, and the entire series is on Netflix. The first 3 seasons are great though everything after that is pretty hit or miss.

A little off-topic, but did reading Tina's take on her honeymoon cruise ON a cruise make it more or less fun? Because I've been on like 5 cruises with my family and even though I've always enjoyed them, everything she said was so hilariously true

I really love Angela Kinsey and Jenna Fischer. They seem like the cool but kinda dorky moms that my mom would never be friends with, preferring our 30-years-her-senior next door neighbor.

Unfortunately no =/

I tried the method last year and it seriously upped the hair growth on my face (and I was ALREADY hairy). It's a fucking SHAME, too, because it worked really well for me.

Yup. That's why the adderall is for the day before its due, so you can read it again in the morning when you're not tweaked out =)

This is the second shooting THIS WEEK, for fuck's sake.

I've been avoiding the coverage of the shooting (as I am wont to do with anything involving children like this) but my niece posted this on twitter and I lost it. You don't really expect the president to be this vulnerable, and it almost felt like permission to cry. My heart is really breaking for everyone involved…

My parents did this with me too!

Well I'm of the opinion that slut-shaming and fat-shaming are actual things that happen to almost all women and are tools of the patriarchy to further oppress them that have actual sociological effects, while virgin-shaming is when somebody makes a virgin joke and Sensitive Sallies don't like it. So I guess it's your…

LOL. Virgin shaming.

Whoa, whoa, I was just kidding! I wasn't trying to point out a mistake or anything, just trying to be silly. Sorry =(

I can barely wait for the final season. It's killing me that it's still half a year away!!

BUT WHAT ARE 3 & 5?!?!