This is the luckiest god damn woman on the planet. From nobody actress to a GOD DAMN PRINCESS, or whatever title. Why am I not her.

Anyway, if they do get married, a divorce is inevitable.

“While Meghan may not be wearing a ring or a formal engagement announced, it’s fair to say they’re as good as engaged now. They’ve spoken about their marriage plans openly with each other and friends and family around them are pretty much thinking about wedding attire already!”

R I G H T? Actually, dumbfucks, he fits the profile of a mass shooter to a T, as they are almost exclusively white men.

I don’t shoot them (much). I use them as part of WW2 and Vietnam war living history displays.

In lieu of thoughts and prayers, please give blood: http://www.redcross.org/give-blood

I usually read Dirt Bag over breakfast.

That sounds like the stuff of horror films.

In 2001 Tara Reid was a bankable star off a hit movie and Beyoncé was just the second best singer in Destiny’s Child.

In the East, it’s a HUGE insult. In South Asia we don’t even wear shoes inside or close to many holy sites. I would never even toss my shoes on to the floor if an elder person was standing there. I don’t understand what the hell Jennifer Hudson is talking about.

I thought throwing shoes at people was supposed to be an insult. I’m so confused now.

Good morning all! Puerto Rico is a disaster and Trump is being horrid and Lin Manuel Miranda is great, and so is Beyonce. That’s the view from the pedicure chair.

new acting guy is a Deputy Assistant Secretary — likely means he at least knows the rules, gets shit done, and can keep his head down. Truly surprised Generalissimo didn’t hand this off to Jared.

“...accounting for added interest costs. Including interest costs, the federal debt would rise by $7.2 trillion over the first decade...”

How about the new acting Sec of HHS - he’s not the Asst. Sec. or a Deputy Sec. This guy is several pegs down the chain of command (either because all the other poaitions are still unfilled, or none of them would take the top spot). Something’s strange about this.

He’s been patting himself on the back for opening shipping lanes. So as far as he’s concerned, Puerto Rico is now fixed, and he fixed it.

Get out of here with that adult thinking!

Democrats, rather than enjoying watching Republicans crash and burn their dangerous healthcare repeal bills, are apparently validating whiny Republicans by drafting a compromise bill behind-the-scenes.

I feel bad for anyone that dates Emily in the future.

This is fun! Let’s take other Fox News personalities, put them on a mainstream network and revel at how weird and uncomfortable they seem. Like a moose wearing pants.