We started Standard time again here in Germany last week and I'm already more productive than I had been. I'm able to wake up 2 hours earlier than I could before, even though I only gained an hour. Let's just stay here, ok?

My mom used hypnosis to stop smoking when she was pregnant with my older brother. OMGJENNIFERANISTONISPREGNANT!1!!!1!

There was a time when two of my friends who both have incredibly long hyphenated last names were dating. I had this secret desire for them to marry just so that I could see how they named their children.

Wow, that is incredibly weird but strangely awesome?

And provide you with the appropriate tax incentives to continue creating jobs!

Oh Gawd! 10K from Blackberry? 10 Kardashians seems a bit high for an anonymous tip. Only 1 Kardashian unless it is tweeted from Kim's blackberry to her unadoring public.

My favorite was "Love is Dead"

I love the phrase "Scandinavian in the sack." Funny on so many levels!

My friends' daughter turned 1 today and I can't see the downside? Your birthday is even MORE sugar infused than it would otherwise be. And the whole family (mom, dad, baby and gramma) all dressed up around a peter pan theme (mom= Peter, dad= Capt. Hook, baby= tinkerbelle, gramma= lost boy) and it looked adorable.…

Honestly, so did I? How will they be able to spin this for the show? Maybe she'll make a heroic effort to save their marriage for the 6 months separation California requires before you can actually initiate the divorce proceedings?

Thank you! I was wondering how much of this is just inflation versus increase in the amount of candy purchased? How many pounds/tons of candy were purchased this year? And more important, what share of that was actually distributed to trick-or-treaters and what percentage never made it to the front door? I'm…

Awesome comment. Initiating slow clap.

Couldn't agree more. There are plenty of men, as imperfect as they may be, who genuinely want to see qualified women excel in male dominated fields. In my field about 15% of the folks who do what I do are women (and mostly young/junior) so the ONLY people who can really get you in are men who think you're talented. I…

Oh sorry, I was unclear. I watch the videos to figure out what to do and use my iPhone app that has a circuit timer to tell me when to move to the next exercise (it's all interval training on the site)

My friend turned me onto bodyrock.tv. Woman is in insane shape. Amazing. The thing that I like about her workouts is that they are a max of about 30-35 minutes and you are a soggy, sweaty, exhausted mess afterwards. A lot of her more recent posts include things like sandbags and stuff, but she always shows you how to…

But even is it a requirement for men to be actively seeking out these types of unrealistic physiques for body image to become a real issue? There are plenty of large women with serious body image problems. And it seems like on this site we are always talking about how being bombarded with images of airbrushed women…

I know many a YUM (Young Urban Mormon) and I can say that they will gladly invite us non-Mormon's to their dessert parties! They will even go on Mexican vacations with us and be sad when we get food poisoning on our birthdays, preventing us from having our birthday margarita! Sigh, I miss my friends.

Glad to know some things don't change.

Obviously I think this is a horrible sounding bill and a terrible idea but I'm most dumbstruck that these legislators (I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that they're Republicans) think that the solution is REGULATE more. Won't this destroy industry? Place undue burden on the job creators? Cognitive dissonance for…

I'm sort of shocked that the average cup size is an E. For some reason I had always thought it was C, which made me feel like mine were on the small side but perfectly fine. Now, jeez louise! Time for Heidi implants? (nm, I'm still happy with mine)