Stereotypes are a real time saver.

The walk away while the ball is still rolling is the bat flip of the bowling world.

He wipes the cheeto dust off their fingers duh.

In any confrontation, Caboche is never the bigger man.

Seems particularly tasteless to highlight his familiarity with the long fly.

Darnold has the most punchable face I’ve seen since Jimmy Clausen.

If only he had millions of dollars to fall back on

Eli is screwed because he’s not good enough to start anywhere, has too many rings to be a backup without creating a QB controversy, and isn’t likable enough for a TV job. 

That’s nothing. During pregame warmups, Newton was heard telling his teammates, “Time to fire up the Hindenburg!”

I am merciless Giants fan where everything about the Dodgers are concerned.. but Kershaw is looking at it all wrong. Jeez, they took it to a 7th game and were never out of it. It was one of the greatest series that has been-or-ever will be played, and they covered themselves in baseball glory. Hell, Kershaw is a…

“I’m Poutine team all the way” -NES Hockey Player “Heavy”

Obligatory.

One of the worst things about sports is the moralizing sports reporter. Like yeah, we have to protect the kids from an old blog post they would never see or care about anyway.

i almost had a stroke reading all this!

I’d put that in my car any time.

I work for Fox News, and while I see your point, I really think it was the Dodgers’ focus on multiculturalism that did them in.

I’m an ESPN producer looking for an angle: I see your point about unlikely liners, but is it possible that Houston deserved to win this series more because of Hurricane Harvey?

So did Carlos Correa’s fiance!

Agree. <City name> strong is 100% fluff.

Dodgers had the same number of homegrown as the Astros and the Astros signed more free agents this year than the Dodgers. This is a lazy argument that Deadspin already wrote about.