“This history-making, historic announcement could be the most-historic in the history of #thebachelor !!!”

As a currently pregnant person, I’d like to tell this man to fuck the fuck off with his host bullshit. I wanted this baby and pregnancy is miserable as FUCK. This isn’t hosting, this is being bled fucking dry by a goddamned alien (if you’re reading this in the future, little dude, just know that I mean every fucking…

I’ll give you that Beyonce is pregnant so she can’t really jump around

False, it is necessary and correct.

Maybe dogeatcake is secretly Keyshia Cole.

Jill Scott. Erykah Badu. Mary J. Blige. Faith Evans. Sade. Anita Baker. Chaka Khan. Patti Labelle. Phyllis Hyman. SWV. En Vogue. Xscape. Minnie Riperton.

I mean, she’s the best, right? I’m a 40 year-old straight, white dude. I’ve lived through every other dominant male or female recording superstar for the last 35 years. She just destroys everything in her path. I am in awe of what she is able to do to impact music.

I’m not sure if you’re really a reformed trump voter, but my mom is. I called her the other night and the first thing she said was “he’s the biggest joke ever, what is he thinking? This is a disaster”. I didn’t bother asking what she possibly thought he was going to do.

I just realized... the only person Daffy Duck would marry is another Daffy Duck. They hate each other because they are so similar.

YES.

That’s what’s terrifying/frustrating, it seems like they’re stacking the cabinet etc. to essentially remove checks & balances, so that when we cry “you can’t DO that, that’s illegal!” they’re just like, “so?”

Quimby: Also it has been brought to my attention that a number of you are stroking guns...

I also have this question and aforementioned ennui.

But honest question, what are we going to do about it? What are the next steps here? I feel like we are shouting into a void about federal law and ethics and its making me very tired.

House of Frauds. The story of Mr. and Mrs. Underwood, bizarro version.

Star #1000. Well said.

GASP! It’s almost as if you can be legally/functionally blind but still have limited sight for things like movement, etc.!

I agree. People who say poor Melania remove her agency to make her own decisions. SHE is the one who sued a 10 yr old youtuber, SHE is the one who sued a 70 year old. SHE is the one choosing to stay in NYC and cost taxpayers mad money. SHE is an independent shitty person as well, just because she hates her shitty…