Never thought Mariah Carey would look like Aubrey Plaza.

I’ve been avoiding these stories, because they’re too hopeful and 2016 has taught me that hope is lost.

While we may not have any hard proof (YET), there is a 0% chance Steve Bannon has never said nigger.

Crikey. That was all a little bit dramatic. So I don’t think we’re dealing with two timelines being shown any more.

My dad would rent the videos for me and I remember watching them while making ice cream soup (stirring my ice cream until it became “soup”), it’s a very vivid memory for me.

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

Yes. It’s the one where the Statue of Liberty is weeping.

Congratulations to all the fucking idiots who voted for this man despite being a racist, bigot, Islamaphobic, homophobic, misogynistic piece of shit.

There are worse things to be ashamed of.

That gif gives me so much life.

That’s because they’ve never heard my Hitler cover band, The Reich Stuff.

Truly Lohan’s greatest creation since playing twins in The Parent Trap.

“Except we haven’t seen the movie yet, or even heard a real plot description as far as I know.”

“Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw” is one of my top five favorite expressions of all time.

I don’t even know what it is!

Starred for Denny.

Ha! I just noticed the above-thread with Javier. I thought you were talking about the article when you said “this dude.”

Someone else made the point in the comments that this is the way it goes down in the graphic novel, but being able to read something on paper, without the sound effects or actual gore, is a different experience than seeing it played out with actors and incredibly true-to-life special effects. I think they really…