I kind of see this guy from, The Hills Have Eyes.

No one has to jump to the conclusion that Lohan is a drug-addled mess and pathological liar, that’s been established for a decade. The only question is whether or not this specific instance is just more crazy or if she’s also hooked up with an abuser. Frankly either or both are completely possible since she’s an…

Yeah! Fuck Science!

They aren’t monkeys.

I don’t think they’re trained. Probably just monkeying around.

Well, since orangutans are apes, you have nothing to worry about.

last thing- i feel like shannon is being a little extra and won’t admit that the reason she is mad at vicki has nothing to do with cancer and everything to do with vicki’s brother’s gf mentioning the affair on camera- which is ridiculous because it had already been mentioned 1000 times all season

Someone on the Bachelorette may not be there for the right reasons?

Dumb rocky statue. Every goddamn person.

#DetroitVsEverybody

They have unlimited money to jack him off? Where can I find a deal like that?!

I’m a lesbian and when I watched Labyrinth for the first time last year I was just mesmerized. Like, I’ve never stared at a man’s junk like that before. I think its appeal crosses all boundaries of sexual orientation.

Oh yes, totally waiting for the adults to show up. I panic when I realize that I’m the adult in certain situations.

no.

Ask and you shall receive! I don’t know what it is - Gaga blatantly shoving him to the side like: Outta my way bitch! Or Leo’s: Ugh yikes! grimace that has me laughing endlessly but this exchange is just gold.

Yeah, the assistants are the batshit ones. Not Tom. I like how you “think”.

Yup. And I'm only half way there. I am fully prepared for all that babies involve but I was NOT prepared for this shit.

I haaaaaated it. Awful. Pregnancy was very hard for me.

Hey, I totally relate to the pregnancy thing. It is the WORST. Of course I’ve had an exceptionally difficult one, but yeah. Awful. Can’t wait for it to be over.