He made no secret of why he was sticking around the show, but you have to imagine he went of the fucking deep end if, after JUST signing a 2 year contract, she killed him off. It’s not surprising, his divantics are somewhat legendary, I’m told.

I’ll be over here with Yang:

How dare you! This a time of mourning.

More like Grey’s of Thrones, amirite?!

Why the hell would anyone pay $650 for a Lilly Pulitzer for Target dress when they could buy an actual Lilly Pulitzer dress for like $200?

yo, a lilly dress with a nascar jacket over top, on a fat woman, sounds HELLA COOL

Oh please. Find some honest work and quit doing mercenary shit for money. You'd be more honorable selling your own body.

I just checked out the collection on target dot com, and I don’t get it. It’s all tacky-floral old lady resort wear. Who would wear this shit?

#teamham.

cosigned

I want to clarify my “it depends if I’m hungover,” with the fact that hungover me definitely is going for the regs BEC.

I’ll just leave this right here.

FYI the Sam Cooke Pandora channel is the best. It's like a who's who of muscle shoals artists. It's now my go to kitchen music.

That is a crossover I would definitely watch.

I would have asked: "Is your mother Danielle Staub?"

A+++++

her favorite descriptor is "ratchet"

I literally just smoked a bowl specifically to hop in the shower and listen to music and relax. Jia, I'm now pretty sure you're some kind of witch angel secretly serving my whims. Like a fairy godmother, only more dope. And like with more dope.

But just imagine being the kind of person who keeps his cool at meeting Big Bird!! How sad would that be?!

Stupid Mr. Hooper died and Big Bird didn't understand and I just cried harder and it was the first time anyone I really loved died and it hurt so stupid much. Why do people have to die, Big Bird? Why?