Honestly, I think Sean Lowe was a good Bachelor and a pretty decent guy. I think he and Catherine are fairly goofy and perhaps not super bright, but I appreciated that he did seem to really care for her (and they are married now); plus, he had the most diverse taste in women of any Bachelor and went out of his way to…

fwd: Amber Tamblyn

My favorite part was when Ashley I. had a meltdown over not being invited on the Cinderella date and subsequently put on her Kardashian makeup and pageant dress as if she WERE going, but instead just wandered around the Bachelor mansion crying, drinking wine, and eating corn on the cob.

The image this is giving me right now is priceless. Just... absolutely beautiful, of Mama Saur holding on to your arm and the door frame as if she could keep you there through sheer force of will, yelling THE NATURE IS DANGEROUS STAY INSIDE WITH MUMMY FOREVERRRRR!

Really? I thought people called her out on it all the time...

Two women sat next to me at work who had what I call "basketball pregnancies", they were just as thin as they were before they got pregnant except they had this perfectly round basketball tummy. I, however, was pregnant ALL OVER, from the tips of my swollen fingers to the tips of my swollen toes!

The only people that would ever agree to using smart guns are the same exact people that take more stringent precautions to keep their guns locked away from their children as is. How do you get the other side to see that being responsible is not an infringement of their rights?

Pregmancy unicorns!! (Have you seen What to Expect when you're expecting? Bit hilarious) My sister has no nausea, barely any weight gain, is wearing cute little maternity shorts and going to the beach. I'm bingeing on noodles and cheese toasties, nauseous and vomiting many many times a day, just got my first…

I didn't have PPD and I cried when my husband started on the explanations for the car seat and pram. So fucking complicated, I have fifteen short minutes before the parasite wakes up again, just let me sleeeeeeeepppppp....

And of course I had been vegetarian for 7 years and in my first trimester I couldn't choke down a vegetable for anything. All I could eat was meat, cheese and Mexican food. I got large very quickly. Tha nausea and food aversions did get better for me after about week 13 - and in my second trimester I had wondrous…

You will be fine, I promise. I was nauseous all day and all night for four months. No idea how I went to work every day and didn't strangle my students (they so deserved it!). I had to force myself to eat yogurt. I didn't get my appetite back until around the sixth month, and it wasn't MY appetite it was like an MMA…

I am with you on the CARBS 24/7 and veggie sushi, sister. I'm 13 weeks. Nauseous pregnant lady empathy right here.

oh my love......you have a long way to go. Its fine though because pregnancy ends and in my experience, people are totally forgiving to crazed pregnant women.

I don't even know what this (are those pumpkin seeds?) is but i want it inside the face part of my head now.

Oh honey, it gets SO MUCH BETTER. You are in the thick of it right now. The first trimester is a bitch. All I ate was carbs for my whole damn pregnancy - I developed a sweet tooth, which I've never had before. Second trimester is significantly better. You get your energy back, for starters. I felt like sleeping for…

12 weeks! I just (like 3 days ago) got over the all day every day nausea which was FUCKING HELL. Now, I'm just hoping that my bloodhound like sense of smell and food aversions will give me a break. All I'm liking is fruit, yogurt, ice cream, carbs (ALL THE CARBS) and veggie sushi. I'm choking down meat when I can,…

I'm really waiting for WhitneyHoustonsDoodieBubble to comment. <3

After birth, it does. Pregnancy is the fucking worst.

YES. How far along are you?