These are just what we call the Sunday Scaries, Amy.

For a second, I thought you could actually buy Chairy. Damn you for getting my hopes up.

So sad, that I totally butchered the English language in my post above. Wine, I need wine.

Thanks for this. I somehow missed that Lindy left too. Which is gutting. Fuck this noise, I'm quitting the interwebs.

WHAT IS GOING ON!! Why are at these amazing women leaving Jezebel? Does this have something to do with the Great Porn Gif Attack? I am going to look on the positive side, and add the new sites to my daily pursuing... but I'd like some answers, while I sob.

Really though, what's the big deal?

Agreed. That is one hilarious couple.

She's stunning and all... but WTF was Andre doing there???

Oh, Amanda... look gurl either get on the straight and narrow path to normalcy, or just go balls out, twitter madness, bong throwing crazy. Either, or. Just made a damn decision.

I just love this pictures so so hard.

I think I'm alone here in saying that I didn't HATE the ending. I wanted more, but also like the twisted way it ended. I also read it after they cast the movie so I could picture the actors in the parts.

My dog does this all the time, except she's only 50lbs and seems to find the perfect position to drive her elbow into my ribs every time. Its a love/hate moment.

YES! PEACHES AND CREAM BARBIE!!! THAT DRESS WAS EVERYYYYTHANGGG!!

For the love of GOD, can we work together to stop making Thigh Gaps a thing?!

cosigning dryer sheets.

I'm a big Sims fan, I've even come out of the (Sims 2 only) closet to my loved ones about it. They were questionable, but supportive. I've never been one to kill off my Sims, I'm more of a build mode/create a Sims person. What are everyones thoughts on Sims 4? I've heard negative reviews but the Simmer in me is…

so wait, THIS is Sole Cycle? Or is this a kick ass spin class? It looks awesome!!

source: somebody's butt

Oh man, here comes the feels.

Time to bookmark Vice! Thanks for all of the above gems over the years, your writing is fucking awesome. Best of luck (as if you need it!).