where was I during Career Day in school when the job of getting your hair and makeup done, wearing designer clothes, having my fat sucked out and yawning was discussed??

I had my first kiss during Forrest Gump. Imagine a 13 yr old girl (late bloomer alert) knowing that when the longest movie EVER finishes up she will have her first teen kiss.

best use of a <——— that I have seen in some time. Well played.

So, it is possible that Adam Duritz is some sort of celeb drug dealer or something? I'm thinking either that or huge cock.

Labyrinth was one of my favorite movies when i was a kid and I thought that Jennifer Connelly was the prettiest girl ever. All I wanted was to have long, brown hair just like her (said the curly ginger) and even tried Glintz'ing it at home. No dice.

I know at least a dozen people who also thought Astronomy would be Astrology and enrolled their freshman year. Granted, I went to a state school in the 90s... sooooo it's not like we had a bunch of Einstein's running around. They all thought the were bucking the system and getting their science prereqs out of the…

This... I can't even. I didn't even know these existed. Amazing!! And I die for Louis Virtel!

SAME! EVERYDAY! It's just the best:)

Did someone say cute dog smackdown? Lucy dressed for the occasion.

I didn't say they smelled. But maybe you do.

I used to have rabbits-or are we exclusively calling them bunnies now? My parents wouldn't let me get a dog so I got rabbits instead. They are a HUGE pain in the ass. Shit E V E R Y W H E R E. Once I tried to take one for a walk on a rabbit leash (a real thing). It screamed-a blood curdling sound-and bit my…

At first glance, I thought this was a picture of Ian Zeiring, which made the title very confusing.

just don't understand why, if you're really athletic, you would choose to practice such a dumb sport

Now that we (us gals approaching mid-30s) have actual reasons to drink the hangovers become excruciating, torturous, days long events. Oh the irony.

This is awesome! Next, I'd like Bill Cosby to resurrect Picture Pages for the little budding artists out there!

I'm just going to leave this little gem right here (good luck getting it out of your head!)

What in gods name is this?! I could do a better photoshop job, and I don't even know photoshop!

"It's wedding bells for convicted murderer Joran van der Sloot, who is set to marry his five-months-pregnant girlfriend in a Peruvian prison." - I read this line like Billy Eichner would in a lightning round.

Thank you for this.