my religion says i dont have to work and also can cut in all lines and also dont have to wear pants and also says i can punch anyone who makes me mad and i also own all the worlds kittens sooooooooo

Because only nymphomaniacs need birth control? You are either fifteen years old, geriatric, or a man if you think that. Married women used to get pregnant every year and die in their thirties because there were no reliable birth control methods. If this is all about not endorsing naughty naughty icky sex, why the ever…

100 commenter points to House TurboTastic for the best comment in ALMOST FOREVER.

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I got Marnie in that same quiz and immediately reevaluated my life! I then emailed my friend, for validation, "BUT I'M TOTALLY A SHOSH, RIGHT?"

Hold. The Fuck. Up. Leonardo DiCaprio has a tiny pigtail? Everything just jumped the shark. Good game, everybody.