Vent away, man. I like Kotaku a lot more when the comments section is something you look forward to reading as much as the article itself.

It's comment satire.

At first your comment confused me. Then it became awesome.

Thank you for a new thing to give me nightmares.

I have no hate for the Lakers, we need someone to beat in the Finals :P I think the Celtics and Lakers really drove each other to improve.

I'm not one to tell people what they can do with their bodies, so totally go cut yourself if it makes you happy (or less sad, at least). Don't do it on my account though.

My first was Frogger on the Atari 800. Kind of surprising that didn't kill any desire for gaming.

Fingers crossed.

That sucks. I live in fear of my nice electronics dying and being stuck with inferior technology.

I think Reggie Miller is one of those players where you're either a big fan or you feel like he cheated for his entire career.

Oh, god no. Celtics. I actually like the Pacers because of the Larry Bird connection, I just think Miller is overrated. An excellent shooter and tenacious defender who somehow was elevated to the realms of greatness. Of the players that received fewer votes than he did, I only agree with LeBron James, Isiah…

Try reading the article again.

If that was $99 (and available in the US, of course), I'd be very interested. But over $160 for something that's being replaced soon and has features missing? No thanks.

HDD: High-Definition-Darkness

Unless there's a "kick the defender to get the officials to call a foul on him" button, Reggie Miller would be useless.

I believe everything on Green Man is download only.

I would totally agree with you if my modesty and humility weren't so appreciated so very recently.

Just thank her parents. Maybe god, if you're the religious sort.

Definitely both.

The article is about hotness.