Quicksilver by Neal Stephenson. Like everything else I've read of his, it's often confusing but never boring.

Is this for environmental reasons or because of the ongoing power problems caused by the earthquakes?

Accurate without an interest in tact. Harsh or cruel would be "you suck at math because your whore of a mom was on crack and your dad never loved you."

That was far from harsh.

Maybe it's lutefisk.

No, that's Ludacris.

You do suck at math, since the game alone is $59.99 on XBL.

7th Guest made me feel so stupid. I sometimes wonder if it received such good reviews so that gamers would think the reviewers were really smart.

Super Pirates vs Zombie Pirates would kick ass.

I wish I were thin enough to be a hipster. Skinny jeans just kill the circulation.

You didn't know that piracy is a black and white issue? Shades of gray: too mainstream.

Peggle, as long as you ignore the challenges. Some of those are quite frustrating.

God forbid they ever have a merger.

Nice! They're plan worked, I will be buying this new (after price drops, anyway).

God damn. I hope this doesn't sound insensitive, but I wonder what this means for Proving Ground?

You should put a warning that reading Cracked lists tends to lead to several lost hours.

I need to know if that's a Fred Durst album with Wes Borland or without. Shit either way, but at least one option has a smidge of something interesting.

Is this PC only or are the consoles getting the first Deus Ex?

Very tempted to get M.A.X. 1&2, but I already have so many GOG games that I haven't played yet. Damn them and their incredible prices!

That can't be true, Pachter has an MBA! :P