Have you seen the trailer for Keanu?

Room was the most moving movie I saw last year. Brie Larson was so real, I had to keep reminding myself it was a drama and not a documentary.

She is having the post-Downton Abbey career Dan Stevens was dreaming about. She was also in Burnt. She was in only one scene but had the best line in the movie — at 1:05 in the linked trailer below:

Eh. British period drama so I’ll watch it.

WOW - Lily James is killing it. Downton, Cinderella, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, and this!

Right?!?

Vail from Vanderpump Rules is dating Chris Pine?!!!

Who’s Kylie Jenner?

I hope this Ben Affleck/Nanny scandal never ends because the Fran Drescher header images are giving me life.

*Sadly crosses “snuggle a ‘dillo” off her bucket list*

baths are amazing everybody fuck off

If you like Lana, you should give her pre-Born to Die album a shot. It’s different, but really good.

Uh... you mean junior album. Born to Die, Paradise, Ultraviolence.

I really like Kaitlyn, but man does she make some poor ass choices.

I can proudly say I have no story since I have never worked for this simulacrum of a human.

If my (ex? who knows, she ghosted!) best friend had just texted something like “Thanks, but I feel like we just don’t click the same way as we used to” in response to my “hey let’s get together soon!” texts, then it’d be acceptable. Relatively spineless way to end the friendship, while not being completely spineless…

I love him so much.

The entire service (4+ hours of speakers) was wonderful. The president’s eulogy was dessert, and watching him bust into “Amazing Grace” (after visibly struggling with nerves) was the cherry on top. As an atheist, I’ve never enjoyed a church service more than this one. It was full of love, laughter, and sensible…

I have no use for, and will not acknowledge, any magazine that refers to Heidi and Spencer as “stars”.