Let's band together to make sure this guy NEVER HAS SEX AGAIN.

I f'ing love the earrings. Also, the glasses aren't ridiculous if you buy them optical. A quality pair of glasses in a classic style should last you tens of years. Legit.

Has anybody figured out why he's doing the soap opera??? Trying out every different style of acting? Keeping his name out there in an ironic way? Blowing my mind and keeping me intrigued? Well, I love the mystery.. but I also HATE SURPRISES!

Had to back it up on dvr. JLo just fell. Too high a man back?

I still haven't determined my motives for continually watching The Hills and The City but...

Stop. I don't get the headband. That and the denim shorts have translated to my neighborhood's fashion sensibilities. On what cross generational planet is this good taste? There was a good article in Adbusters about today's youth not moving forward in fashion and culture, just appropriating stuff from the past.…

They have been around forever and I call them "manchild". #marieclarie

It appears these dogs are being carried on as service dogs. I've encountered a couple on planes recently. I have always thought of service dogs for solely guiding the blind, but now dogs can be classified as such in any manner in which they assist somebody for something that the person can not do for herselfself. …

I died hearing "Don't bullshit a bullshitter" like Jane Lynch in Role Models. I can picture Stephanie Pratt as that character in 10 years. "You know what I used to have for breakfast? Cocaine. Know what I had for lunch? Cocaine. " #thehillsjoefrancis

@ZahirGebeh: If these ideas are the truth and a guide to true peace and happiness, then they will transcend color and cultural barriers. if these ideas are the truth and a guide to true peace and happiness, do you think they really came from one person or one group of people and for all eternity should be entitled…