Supremekiwizorro
Supreme Kiwi Zorro
Supremekiwizorro

your blog is an equivalent of this colourblindness test.

nice mullet.

Air Royale, a charter airline with one-way ticket going for over $100,000, no matter where you go. it's a preferred choice for very, very wealthy people who treat the flight ticket like a bus fare.

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if the next QOTD is about most underpowered used cars, these cars will get my vote.

i know most regions in australia don't get any rain but have they thought about what will happen to the protected stop sign on a rainy day?? i bet it'll be all distorted unless this curtain of water is inside the tunnel, concealed away from the rain.

guess we have to struggle with this. i'm becoming tired of copying/pasting replies in text/edit then changing them to black so they're readable. it's a lot of hassle.

huh?? what is that supposed to mean??

stock mercedes-benzes don't come equipped with these rims, only AMG counterparts do. the front spoiler looks really sporty for a stock model. are we looking at the new S-class AMG??

maybe that's the case for y'all americans. a lot of secondhand alfas are selling for under 10K over here.

my geography is rusty, what part of florida is detroit in??

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world guinness records is starting to go down the drain lately due to lack of specifications. they confused themselves with how to specify the world's fastest car: stock/modified/race car/etc. and looks like they're doing it again with this one. they need to be specific about what this M5 did to accomplish the record:

nah, there's no baby, it was soda cans.

when i read "some tweaks are being made to the..." i became so happy and said to myself "ah, about bloody time jalopnik fixed the colouring scheme on their blog for colourblinds like me." unfortunately, my hope were quickly crushed after reading "circuit of the americas..."

is anyone betting it'll be delayed for months or years just like GT5?? *puts two tenners on table*

max MINI cooper JCW. our mito QV outran these ridiculous cars on several occasions.

#1 doesn't apply to me because i don't drink alcoholic beverages, not even a drop. i'd go home and upload the dashcam video on youtube and title it "crazy russian dashcam" even though the accident happened elsewhere.

*point and laugh* oh, you aussies. we kiwis were wise enough not to get involved with this expensive and pointless space program nonsense.

$400?? that's about the cost of a speeding ticket during that time. no wonder USA is still bloody broke.

you should mention that when skylab disintegrated, it rained debris over western australia.

you should mention that when skylab disintegrated, it rained debris over western australia.