Jonesy!

Ejects magazine.

There is such as thing as being an adult without too much disposable income. $20 might not seem like too much, but $20 here and $20 there adds up. Waiting for it to become a PS+ monthly game isn't a "shame," pirating it would be a shame.

YOU GUYS, THERE'S AN XBOX TRYING TO ESCAPE.

We already have Hat Simulator, it's called Team Fortress 2

Sounds like you'd have some great career options at Ubisoft.

I can't help but wonder if people are choosing to read into the hat in this specific way because it feels like this would be a good place to end the series, for everyone's sake. Where could Cawthon take the series from here, really? And if nothing else, getting three games over the course of two years is intense. The…

For now just get comfortable with the new set up, um, you can check the security cameras over to your right with a click of that blue button. You can toggle between the hall cams and the vent cams...then over to your far left, you can flip up your maintenance panel. Use this to reboot any systems that may go offline.…

The whole thing feels like amateur hour on a creepypasta forum to me. There's nothing really original about scary animatronic characters. That trope is as old as animatronics are.

It's almost like Ubisoft is two entirely different companies with the same name. One makes things like Valiant Hearts and Child of Light, while the other makes Assassin's Creed and Watch Dogs.

Honestly, there are a lot of problems with Ubisoft, and I think that the latest Assassin's Creed game serves as an excellent example of this (in a number of ways), but I have honestly been consistently impressed by the breadth of their games (genres, subjects, etc.), and with their push for shorter, cheaper games that…

Shell, shock and shatter your way through vicious, bloodthirsty predators, an augmented alien species, and the remnants of an ancient race re-animated, with more than 10 weaponized arm modifications.

Well, this is unexpected.

I've tried to watch Markiplier's videos and I can't stand his commentary. I feel bad because he seems like a chill guy in person, but I have a problem with people who break the atmosphere by Randy Newman'ing the whole time. This goes for other lets players too.

Well, this is unexpected.

Being a grown-up, I can also confirm that jump scares aren't actually scary.

Being 30, I can confirm that it's definitely is not scary.

Age might be a factor, but I turned 21 a few months ago and I thought it was basically a fifteen year-old's Newgrounds gamewith an elevated budget.

Oooooooooor it's just not scary and the dumb youtube kids are just hamming it up because they wanna be epic like pewdiepie!!!!!!

the first time I hears someone talk about making a SLJ in that difficult section of CCM because it was the linchpin of securing a WR, and how that tech was revealed at AGDQ, I about SMP.