THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN!!!!!!!

That's been my complaint too. All of the characters fall into the wheelhouse of that particular artist's personal style.

Black Kettles all round after the Tomb Raider fiasco...

This would have been clever if Microsoft didn't have any timed-exclusives...

The hypocrisy is astounding, seeing as they've been doing it with Call of Duty since 2008...

Actually, they are all by the same artist.

You have to go even more old school.

Neither do the people in it or making it.

Infinity Blade cosplay! Very cool.

Gonna need more bandages after all that Gamescom rage.

There really aren't many games about the Emergency services aside from the Police, and even with games involving them outside of the older Police Quest and SWAT series they aren't very realistically portrayed so I'm looking forward to this one. Even if its not very realistic, having a game about Wildland firefighting…

Sounds pretty solid, honestly. Unfortunately, this means Mew-Genics is on hold for the time being—until Super Meat Boy: Forever comes out "sometime" next year.

Ah, that explains it. I wish the article would have stated that.

The Robocop 3 theme is also killer too.

Its impossible to hate music. Even if you think you hate music you really don't. Everyone likes music.

I'm not nearly that mean!

Not nearly as bad as the use of "Doco" in this segment, which I just can't approve.

I have never heard or seen someone refer to a documentary as a "doco" before. It's perhaps the douchiest thing I've ever encountered.

[raughs intensifies]