This killed me

So not true. iOS packs some crazy unique experiences. Device 6, Year Walk, Monument Valley, Papa Sangre...these are perfect games for their platform, and they're all great fun and probably not like anything you've played before. Maybe Monument Valley but it's still fucking ace.

It's the American cabinet side art.

Oh god...not like this....not like this

No Man's Sky

My only problem with the backlash ubisoft is getting from this is...there's an assassin's creed that stars a girl and that's all you play as is a girl. It was built around it. People are trying to force sexist arguments over the stupid excuses they used but I mean the series itself has an entry starring a female. It…

It could work elsewhere but you'd have to give up your id and a credit card first before walking out the door. That's about it really.

Shame they forgot to include the leaf that makes you fly

/blank stare

The House of the Dead cabinets with the moving seats are the fucking greatest things in the world. God I miss arcades.

The juxtaposition is a bit odd, not just with cute deformed characters and storyline, but also in the humor. But it always seems to be an FF staple to have some broad cutesy humor in the face of death and overlying doom regardless of how bad it is. Not going to lie, the whole Wall Market sequence in 7 is one of the…

Urgot has a skin where he's wearing somebody else's face stitched on top of his. I love League, I've played it for four years and still play it today(literally). It has gotten more kiddy over time.

League has only become more and more kiddy over time. She is one of the more recent champions released.

I recently did a revisit of 4-9 just to see how my opinions changed as an adult to my childhood views and shockingly 7 was the only one to hold up. 6 is the big one that turned heel for me. That's the one that I felt was the greatest FF experience my whole life, and now I realize just how god awfully generic and…

Don't get me wrong, me and all of my friends played a lot of Mace and Wargods and all of the shitty MK knockoffs. I too am an '86 baby so we're pretty much the best two people here. Have you seen the stories here about Death Cargo? It's the perfect modern day equivalent to games like Mace and Wargods. A shitty buggy…

No, ignoring and not giving a meme attention doesn't kill it either. You really are giving the uncreative social morons of the internet way too much credit. People desperate to be funny or belong will always copy and paste and trick themselves into feeling good.

As an 80's child I can confirm that Mace: The Dark Age was indeed a giant steaming pile. Not even trying to be mean. I miss that era of gaming when you're too young to even know what makes a good game. They're all just games period.

Did the food have awesome Nintendo inspired names? I demand a list made up or otherwise go go

If you haven't played it already, the Dracula X Chronicles version of Rondo of Blood for the PSP is the single greatest Castlevania experience of all time. Hands down, no fucking contest. Super Castlevania 4 is extremely close, but Rondo just takes it.

Well, if it wasn't for this e3 I would've said the Wii U is far from amazing, but Nintendo is definitely cleaning up their act come 2015.