The thing about that argument that bothers me the most is that you don't have to have draconian drm and always online policies to have steam like sales. You can just have the fucking sales. Period. It's not like having this persistent online system is the key to unlocking low prices. The key to lower prices are making…

That's not even a joke. Pepsiman was totally legit.

Pepsiman predates every single modern franchise based runner game on mobile by a mile.

To all of my brothers that immediately thought of Gyo...Hell yeah

It was a pretty good 5 hour campaign, though.

Nah, you're not going to be hurt by that, that's child's play. The fact that you made a ridiculous pseudo intellectual post claiming to be a professor at the end, and then backpedaling saying it's supposed to be a joke even further after...that part that shows you're not really as smart or as funny as you think you…

Trust me, if somebody said you were inviting a microcosm of douchebag culture with your commentary, they're calling you a douchebag. Quite far from rocket science.

Except I never trolled. Hell, you're completely ignoring the aspects of my post that have to do with the conversation at hand, and you throw it away to claim I'M the one who is inviting troll subculture to the conversation. Why should anybody have it in them to continue with you? For a professor this is incredibly…

Saying that you're sick of a visual descriptor because "it's fucking terrible" is not a joke. It's not humorous, no matter how niche or intellectual you feel it is. Honestly, it's the most pseudo intellectual thing I've read all day and I've been on Reddit. But I'm not trying to start some lengthy back and forth. I…

Butter is smooth. Whether it is cold or spreadable, if you run your finger along butter in any of its forms, it feels smooth. Referring to it in its literal form of congealed milk fat doesn't change that whatsoever.

Something happens and I'm head over heels

but computers are hard and scary and expensive! :O

I remember when the computer room at my school got these and the ladies that ran the computer lab were sooooo excited over it.

My bad, I was dialing up the douchenozzle too far.

Except I already addressed that turn speed is integral to the balance of the game and that it would never be taken out. So I think ultimately I was poking fun at what nonexistent value the post had

Rofl thanks captain thesaurus, hopefully people know what I was saying now because crispier was just too difficult and broad apparently.

Oh this is totally true, and it's the very reason why they can't get rid of it, but I just wish it was designed around the much crisper movement of other rts.

Turn rate is pretty much the one thing I'd get rid of in dota, but everything else can stay.

Have you been riding the Predator at Darien Lake again? Because you know that will fuck your shit up no matter how old you are

It's not just the laugh either...it's that he's laughing at literally everything.