Holy fuck that is rough. God bless this man for doing this, him knowing full well how entertaining it would be to see somebody get body slammed onto Legos. But seriously, even with all of the exaggerated jokes about how painful they are, this had to fucking kill.

If you're talking about the Snake Eater port to 3DS, I have no idea how you could possibly stomach that port. Ran silky smooth on PS2, but my god is that game god awful even with the circle pad on the 3DS. Shame to have experienced my favorite MGS butchered like that. And to be fair to Snake Eater, that game was going…

Fine, not sure why Sega Channel doesn't count given you downloaded games and episodes, but the PS2 not only had a hard drive expansion, it also had a moden and ethernet adapter. I'm not saying it's remotely practical, just saying it was possible.

Nerds would have bought the shit out of that Colossi expansion pack and there's no denying it. That game was actually a Greatest Hits seller somehow. Not to mention the PS2 actually did have a hard drive add on and ethernet input.

I can't tell if you're talking to the OP or the vast majority of modern day feminists.

Man if you google size of all colossus you can see this guy ripped the charts that we've had since the official art book of SotC came out. Took the silhouettes, moved them around slightly, and tada!

Sonic and Knuckles add on cart on Genesis, the whole of Sega Channel in the mid 90's, GTA London on PSX...I'm sure they could have figured it out if they really wanted to.

Yeah, I just wasted my time reading this entire thread to re-inform you...You're still taking it too seriously. Sorry.

The wait for episodes of that game have been so much more painful than any other episodic game for me. Maybe Kentucky Route Zero. I've never even heard of Fables until this and I still can't be arsed to check out the book, but goddamn did this game come to me at the right time.

Jesus I had to trip over like six fucking Doge memes to get to this, but I've found my personal winner right here.

Yeah it's pretty much strictly multiplayer this go around. The XP never bothered me, so I'm just looking forward to the gameplay on this one.

The XP popping up makes humans naturally feel good because we're constantly feeling rewarded for shooting and blowing up things even if we suck. Seeing the visual feedback of progression on top of earning new items/weapons is unfortunately something we just love to feel. Hence every MMO in the world. So you can blame…

Yeah, sorry, a bitches get stiches with bb guns comment is pretty low on my serious meter. Subjective perhaps, but I'd say you're the people who need to relax.

I'm sorry, were you still taking the VGX award titles seriously and literally? Oh you are, okay.

You have credentials of the hardcore fps player, yet your takeaway from the gameplay is that of a complete casual shooter fan. "It's just COD with mechs" means you do not grasp just how huge double jump and wall running is in this type of gameplay environment. I too have played CoD 1, and competitively at that. I also…

You're taking the title for a VGX award as literally as you could. It just means the best game that falls under the shooter category. Not what has the best shooting mechanics and fuck everything else. Like Little Big Planet could totally win best platformer of the year even though its platforming is floaty garbage.…

Fuck I hate dunkey and any of the near infinite youtube personalities whose wit revolve around being loud, obnoxious, and well, retarded.

Of course you're not impressed. You innately hate Call of Duty, and you are consciously transferring the hatred to Titanfall due to the dev connection and what little gameplay videos you have seen. But if you enjoy fast paced over the top shooting, you're going to like Titanfall. Not a single person who has started…

That's fine. I wish they cared about us, their fans.

You paste that meme and write "pathetic" like the OP isn't making a joke post referencing a pop culture statement.